MSM Causes REM While Scouting The Rockets

I tried my best to get thru the MSM @ CHA (I think Christian Heritage) game to see what we might be up against this Friday. 🥱 I didn’t make it to halftime, but got enough information to know that’s it’s a three dog race for 8th in the district. Mannford and North Rock Creek have some competition.

MSM Offense:

Their QB (#3) is the best athlete and believes he is a mixture of Joe Montana & Michael Vick. Well, he is not. He wants to stand in the pocket and throw the ball, but his miniature line can’t block air, so he is forced to run often. They also like to run a form of RPO and he decides to keep it way too often. Harry & Jake should have that idea removed from his head by the second series. Our DL & LB’s will be in the backfield all night. I am projecting 8 sacks & 4 picks this week by the Jackets.

MSM Defense:

I couldn’t see well enough to see jersey numbers, but it looks like the D-linemen are the same guys they call their OL. They are small enough that I believe that the Jacket team meal will have to be at iHop due to so many Jackets joining the elite Pancake Club. The DB’s (probably the 3rd graders Mr. Lobo referred to in an earlier post), will not be able to cover any of our receivers, especially our TE’s. It will take 6 of them to tackle Freight Train Evans. I predict we will have TWO - 100 yard rushers and Jax will have his 2022 coming out party with 200+ and 4 TD’s.

MSM “special” teams:

Although, this is a good term for all aspects of their game, we will just talk about kicking here. #3, yes that guy, lines up in the shotgun on 4th down and punts from there. I am pretty certain our guys will push their line into his lap before he can get the kick off and we block at least one punt. I know I have a lot of scoring already mentioned above, but their kick off coverage is as bad as the rest of their game, so we could easily have a return touchdown as well.

Prediction:

Kingfisher 56

“The Mounted” 0

(At half)