Uncle Bud's Tip O The Week

Greetings once again my favorite surfers on the web of knowledge and welcome to another tip from your favorite Uncle Bud. This week's tip will discuss one of the many successful manners in which your Uncle Bud has convinced a beautiful woman to spend some quality time with him. In this instance, I will relay a conversation I had with a woman who in this case will be named Betty.

UB: Good afternoon, excuse me for interrupting you but I just had to stop by and tell you that you are a beautiful woman and I would like to ask you for your telephone number so that I may take you out for a night on the town and allow us to get to know each other a bit better.

Betty: Oh, um...well thank you but I have a boyfriend.

UB: A boyfriend? Oh ok. Not married or anything, but a boyfriend?

Betty: Yes

UB: Gotcha, that's cool. Just one more thing, what did you have for dinner last night?

Betty: Dinner? Umm, pasta.

UB: Ok, pasta for dinner last night. And what did you have the night before?

Betty: Steak

UB: Why didn't you have pasta that night as well?

Betty: Well sometimes I like to have a steak.

UB: I understand. (Hands her my number). Why don't you use this whenever you're tired of pasta every night.

This exchange took place at 1:47 PM and by 3:00PM, Miss Betty gave your Uncle Bud a telephone call asking if he had any plans for the evening. Honor, respect and decorum prohibits me from explaining what events took place that evening, night, morning and many days after but suffice to say Betty became quite the fan of Prime US steak.

I hope you enjoyed this tip and if the occasion ever arises you can use it as well. Good luck and happy hunting!