Overheard Conversations In Chizzum

While putting up the fliers advertising teeth for sale in Chizzum recently, I overheard a few interesting conversations. Here are some of the best:

Young boy: Daddy, will you take me to school?

Daddy: Boy wut you wanna go to school fer? I missed 400 days one year and I still passed!

Daughter: Mom my phone needs electricity

Mom (in a condescending voice): Phones done run on electricity ya dimwit, they run on batteries

Boy fishing with his Grandaddy

Boy: Grandaddy do fish sleep?

Grandaddy: Of course they do

Boy: Yeah, they sleep in Finding New, so they must here too

Grandaddy: That's a dern cartoon

Boy: Yeah but it's based on a true story!

While in the Enid Starbucks-

Woman in a chizzum shirt: I would like a coffee please

Barista: Ok, would you like it hot or cold

Woman: What's the difference

Barista: Well it's either HOT or COLD

Mother: Bobbyrickey, why are you crying?

Bobbyrickey: I can't find my dog Marco

Mother: Well have you gone up and down the street calling him?

Bobbyrickey: Yeah but everyone just keeps yelling back Polo

Man talking to another man: I can skin a deer in 20 minutes, but I still can't hula hoop.

Mom: Ok Jerrytodd, let's work on your math. If you have 3 apples and I take 1 away, what do you have left?

Jerrytodd: BANANAS!

Young woman talking to her friend: I'm gonna keep drinking tequila! Last time I did I came home with money in my underwear!!