WHO IS EL COMMISH?
- El Commish
- Oct 25, 2022
- 2 min read
Hello Sofies, as you may have heard, Hombre Lobo is now in Dubai, blogging about seahorse races and covering LIV golf. Hey someone's got to do it, amiright? So, he brought me in to run this band of brothers, also known as the SofaKing sports blog. Judging by the number of comments we have received, you Sofies want to know just who the Commish is, so without further ado, here are a few points of interest:
Straight-forward, no nonsense type of guy. You won't get a bunch of flowery words or descriptive dialogs here. Sgt. Joe Friday from Dragnet had it right when he said, "Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts".
Has never played Jenga, nor do I want to ... EVER! Complete waste of time on par with leaf-peeping, water dancing, and dog shows.
Pizza crust should be thin and have great crisp, anything more than that and it's a sandwich or a casserole. Also, no pineapple or any other wacky type topping that was probably popular in California.
You can bet on anything, and chances are I'm willing to take that bet.
Dana White has gone soft ever since he moved from Boston to Las Vegas in an attempt to flee the Boston mob. UFC has peaked. It's still good fun, but it was much better back in the day.
PAC-12 athletics are the little brothers of the Power 5 and don't belong in the conversation with other P5 schools.
I'm not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious.
Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.
I'm an excellent dancer. It is widely known that if a man doesn't know how to dance, he doesn't know how to make love.
In a world where gender fluidity has become a "thing", being a male is a matter of birth- being a man is a matter of choice. I am a man. (Not 40 like Mike Gumby was once quoted)
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
So, there are a few items of interest but I'm sure over the course of the life of this blog you will get to know more about El Commish. So, as we toast with virtual glasses of scotch and take a puff of our Cuban cigars, I say tally ho to you Sofies as we begin a journey together that will surely be informative and chock full of wonder and amusement.
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